The Life!

What is happening in the world, I'll start by saying I'm single again :P I met a guy down at the local, nice bloke, bit quiet but not bad lookin and friendly. O-o He was from Melbourne so I commuted between Tas and there 4 a while, I have never seen so much garbage on the street in all my life. It was a total culture shock, If you smile in Melbourne people look at you like your crazy ^.^ There were way too many languages to count and every second shop there were basically no english speaking peoples working there. It didn't help that the guy I was seeing was deaf and lipread so neither of us could work out what was going on... I'm not racist but being from tiny island Tasmania I have never been exposed to the nastiness of some people from cultures I'm not game to mention. Men yelling at women in the street 'Where is your man, go home and cover yourself up!' Women locking thier babies in thier car so they can go shopping, Teenagers buying day passes on Trains so they have somewhere comfy to sleep... I was so mortified I didn't know what to do. I asked God why? I read in my Bible that he Split everybody up and sent them to different continents to stop thier malicious actions. I wonder if perhaps Australians by being nice are actually encouraging discontent. We are no longer the lucky country we once were, now we are a country where government bodies have forgotten the basic principals of life, where greed is disguised as morality and Lies help us sleep at night. I dont like what I see anymore because there are no boundaries where there should be and Laws that crush our fun. When we can no longer go up the bush and rally our cars, no longer walk the streets at night, no longer enjoy egging our best friends door or swapping for sale signs from one house to another, when we can no longer amuse ourselves harmlessly, its no wonder young people end up in trouble, the desire to drown out the world with illicit substances is growing. Kids have less trustworthy friends than ever before and it's no wonder because parents know they can give up on them as soon as they reach teenagerhood and nobody will frown on them because the government is there to support them. Babies giving birth to babies for a measily $4000 unaware that a child costs an average of $400 000 to raise. I shudder to think what will happen when I wake up in 5 years time. I am so angry at Australia, not the communities, just the greedy mongrels that run the place...

Bowen made me do it

I have been getting really lazy lately with absolutely everything. I'm normally pretty energetic. Full of beans really, but not lately, NO, I have been sooooo lazy. I'm tired but I can't sleep for some reason. Ha, none of this makes sense? Well it makes no sense to me either. Angry Teddy, sad teddy. Fun fun fun. Anyway I visitedBowen and he reminded me of my blog laziness so I figured I should get on my butt and blog something. I really shouldn't think so hard about what to write though because no poor bum wants to hear about my life.Anyway, I'm sad so that is exciting I guess. A few things have happened lately to make me think about what I really want from life and it's not the stuff I'm doing. I mean church is fun but I feel like I'm nowhere with the rest of my lif and church doth follow it. OH MAN I am so crap at making sence. I will go now and stop boring the whole no one that actually reads my blog. Ta ta and bye... : (

There is actually

I hate centerlink, they always stuff me around, then my budget gets stuffed up and I cry... No not really, I guess I should appreciate the fact that on the exact second of birth giving, centerlink decided to take responsibility of the upbringing of my child. ALONG with all you tax payers out thar. Sometimes when you get peeved off with something, it helps to step back and assess the benifits of having it in your life. People who do this naturally are called optimists. And pessimests are people who, when they smell flowers, look around for a funeral. EEEK sik. Anyway Ta Ta for now...

I feel sick

I'm not sure what it is, maybe this secret health problem I have that the doctors still haven't figured out what to do with, or the bad weather, the fires or the fact that a close family friend's wife died in an accident on tuesday. I Just feel so Ill... I need to cry I think. But it's not my thing. I guess I will pray on it. Not that anyone cares. Jeez I feel like crud. I'm gonna have to wrap up this blog quick by saying. BONSAI CATS ARE SICK, I dont care what bogan says. It's real and sick and real. Oh my head, Good night...

Really cool

Okay so I'm getting slack...
I have had just the greatest week, I have been doing some stuff with Fusion Northwest. Which is exciting and the owners of my house have renovated it. YAY. Well anyway...

And Stuff

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Boom Baby Yeah

what a lurverly day it was today, except for the fact I stared into the sun and wind for almost all of it, then Brian asked me how much pot I'd been smoking. I kindly informed him I don't smoke pot. He didn't believe me but it's all good cos I laughed at him not with him when he told a dumb joke about whateva it was. Anyway that's all meaningless crud I guess. Eveybody have a good day okay... Hmm I sound stoned too.

Onions taste like CRUD, Bowenarrow stinx like smelly onions so you should check out his BLOG!

Hearts get frozed over all the time

I really cant stand men any longer! They are bad for the world in so many ways. I find that no matter what I'M DOING, a guy can stuff it up for me without even having to be in the same room! Like I'll be making a sandwich and the phone rings, it's my crush so since women can supposedly do heaps of things at once I get right into the conversation whilst also skillfully slicing off the tip of my finger... OW! What is it that causes the mild softening of our brains where MALES are involved? Is it because they are hairier than us and in all the wrong places? Is it the way they strategically pick their noses with that thumbs up pinching motion that they think we never notice? Is it something about the coinslot they show whilst changing the channel cos once again they've lost the remote?
What exactly makes men so likeable when everything they do is really quite annoying?
I don't know what it is but as you can see MALES really get at me. There's 'just a friend' GUY. They are the worst because you know the more you see of them, the more you will like them so you want to stay away. Then they accuse you of not liking them or whatever and you end up in tears cos you can't tell them exactly how you really feel for fear of scaring them away.
Secondary to the 'just a friend' GUY is the 'can we still be friends' GUY. He's the one you dated but HE called it off. So in an effort not to scream 'No it's not okay, whatever your crazy MALE issues are, they can be sorted out I'm so close to love I think my heart still might break and you SUCK!' You agree to still hang around and feel like a fool trying to act friendly but in your mind picturing him in a Tux on YOUR wedding day. YOU FOOL!
The third most dumb and useless MALE is 'Smile everytime' GUY. Because everytime you see him he smiles and says hi, so you stutter out a reply and melt like icecream on the footpath but never does the conversation go any further than that. No matter how much you'd like to say 'So how about this weather?' That is not an option. Everytime you see him he grins at you and suddenly your wondering what your kids would look like...

Well anyway they are my three worst enemies and favourite passtimes. If only they could notice me in the same way I notice them.

Maybe I should write a song about it, or not... PIXI

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WWW.CYBERLLAMA.TK

Everyone should visit www.cyberllama.tk, it's a forum for those young peoples out there and oldie's can get in too, alot of Tasmanian people on there posting on variously named forum's (mostly pulled out of somebody's butt I think) and you have the opportunity to make a comment. Not dissimilar to a Blog me thinks.

Okay that's my good deed for the day. I washed my car this morning, that was another good deed, my car was like, "Thankyou Acid, I love you I love you, I love you so much MWAAA!!!

We Love tha moon! 

Why are young Fella's forever scratching???

I am sick to death of all the young people around me always scratching, my brothers, my cousins and especially my 'younger' friends. Anyone would think they have crab's or some other not so friendly infection. Maybe even fleas. Fleas suck LLama's through straws. I invite comment from you young fella's, highschoolers especially. Why can't you leave yourselve's alone. Soetimes I think you need to grow your fingernails or maybe just clean under them.

Wow I've had an Ugly day today, I woke up and Felt ugly, threw on some ugly clothes and did my ugly hair in my ugly mirror. An ugly kinda smile spread accross my ugly face cos I'm a hidious kinda ugly that no surgeon could erase.

Oh man, singledom is gonna be tha end of me.